"Hello, I'd like to leave a message for Frank Finkle 3000, please."
Whom may I say is calling, baby? He's on vacation.
"On vacation? Since when do robots go on vacations? Anyway, this is Maury from Maury's House of Bagels."
Oh yes, it is a pleasure to hear from you Mr. Ruben. What shall I tell him, baby?
"Business is really picking up and I'd like to thank him for his mentioning the store. But, my customers are asking why they haven't been seeing him in your blogs much?"
I see, baby.
"I liked the original Frank Finkle just fine, but there's something about Frank 3000 people like a little bit more."
I SEE!
"So you tell him I want him to do more of those Conspiracy Theory blogs, ok?"
Yes sir. Frank Finkle 3000 will be happy to hear it, baby.
"That's great...goodbye"
I think they changed the robot receptionist this time. Not even robots can keep a job nowadays.
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"Hello, I'm Sargent Frank Finkle 3000. And I'm going to take your job away."
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