"It is I, New Newsman with the news. Today we talk about the TRUMP BUDGET PLAN and ask ourselves 'What would America be like if Jeb Bush was president?"
"We go to our reporter in EARTH BETA for an interview of the typical American...Kevin?"
Hi-ho! This is Kevin D. Frog here, and I'm going to talk with a typical American after they just heard about the Bush Budget Pan on EARTH BETA.
"Well, we don't need Meals-On-Wheels if we replace all the humans with robots. Why, I have one right here to replace me after the zombie apoc...opps...I said too much already."
"I have a million egglets and I don't have to pay any egg taxes, thanks to complicated and favorable egg tax laws. You eggers do whatever you egging want. The Eggs will always outlast."
"I voted for Bernie Sanders, so all you idiots can suck it!"
"I know I'm a clock and all, but I think everything around here is going backwards somehow."
As you can see, the people here are very complacent about how they live. Their mail still comes on time and the people that will suffer aren't in their face.
"Fascinating report. EARTH BETA is practically the same Earth, but with a different president?"
Oh no, Jeb Bush isn't on Twitter talking about conspiracy theories or television ratings or building a Mexican wall or saying the Russians are friendly or making a fool of himself on the international stage.
"So, EARTH BETA is a better place then?"
Oh God, yes! You should come over. There's a sale on bagels at Maury's House of Bagels and everything.
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First it was Bugs Bunny, now it's The Muppets? And what's this Earth Beta nonsense? This is garbage, Gladys.
Delete the whole thing and start over...
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