"Breaking News: Norway has decided to the shut off FM signals on all radios nationwide. Is this the DEATH OF FM RADIO?
More on this after sports..."
How about that? No more FM radio? I grew up with FM radio.
Who do you think is behind this?
I don't know, but I'm going to ask Frank Finkle 3000.
I can tell you who is responsible, detective.
Who's responsible? Big government? Capitalism? Socialism? Feminism? Is it the Bilderbergs? George Soros? The Illuminati?
The future.
The future?
Yes, FM is an obsolete technology that is replaced by cellphones and computers.
But, FM radio comes with our cars?
Yes, and cars can NOW come with computer apps. Your car does NOT need a radio. And even less does it need FM. You can listen to more channels without obsolete FM technology.
Ok, Finkle. How do I stop this from happening here in America?
Do you have a hammer?
Yeah.
Good, hit yourself in the head with it. Maybe you can pretend you are back in the 20th century.
Smart ass robot.
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