Wait! I am Frank Finkle 3000 and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Does Israel have a secret war with Sudan?
My Guest is the leader of Israel himself, Netanyahu. Thanks for coming to my show.
"I came here to warn you all of the threat the Sudans have on our people."
That sounds horrible. How long has Sudan been a threat?
"How long? Too long."
What does the Sudan do to threaten you?
"What do they do? I'll tell you what they do. They're undependable! They're loud! And they don't get good gas mileage!"
Gas mileage?
"Yes! I put $40 dollars in the tank and it was gone in an hour!"
Mr. Netanyahu, I think you're at war with SEDANS.
"Yes, that's what I said!"
No sir, a SEDAN is a car. SUDAN is a country in central Africa.
"Oh....so what did I bomb in Khartoum?"
You bombed the people in SUDAN.
"Oi...no wonder Morgan Freeman doesn't return my calls."
Morgan Freeman?
"Yes, I think now I sold him my housekeeper last week. No wonder my laundry didn't get done."
I think that's all we have time for today. Join us tomorrow for another edition of Conspiracy Theory.
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