I'm Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Will CHINA'S EXCEPTIONALISM make them a better superpower then America.
I talk to day with the diplomat from China, The Bunny Family, hello Bunnys?
"It's nice to be here."
Thank you, and might I say, you look lovely today, Lola.
"Oooh, you're so cute."
Hehehehe.
"My, I almost feel guilty that I've been spying on your show for the past year."
Come again now?
"Yes, we in China believe in knowing our interviewer before hand, so it doesn't lead to embarrassing questions about Tibet or anything....that's all."
I see.
"By the way, you have a dentist appointment at 3 o'clock Tuesday."
What? How do you know that?
"We've been listening to your phone calls...for security reasons, of course."
Oh, ok.
"Now, you were going to ask me about our involvement in Africa and mineral rights?"
I ahhh...I was?...how do you know THAT?
"We've been listening to you practice in your bedroom through the webcam you have set up on your computer."
You've been cyber-stalking me?
"Strictly for security reasons, right dear?
By the way, there's a lump on your neck. You better get that checked out."
Uhh, I don't have a...
"And just to let you know, your wife has been stealing money out your pocket for the past week."
Damnit! I knew it! How much did she take?
"$45 dollars and 13 cents."
I knew it!...Thank you, China.
"Your welcome. So, do you have any more questions?"
No, no...I want to keep some secrets to myself.
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"I love his bagels?"
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