ring ring ring
I hear the phone. I hope it's not those creditors again. You know, I have a Conspiracy Theory about those people.
You know what I think?
I think there's a bunch of criminals who get a license to legally be a financial predator on unsuspecting people like us. They call it ZOMBIE DEBT.
Let's go see who at the phone...
You again?
Hello, Miss or Mister Munster, I presume. This is Addams Collections Agency calling. This is regarding the medical bill you had with the outstanding balance of $400 dollars.
But, I was 12 years old. I thought that was paid already?
That may be, sir. But, here at Addams Collection Agency we did some calculations and with compound interest and taxes, your new balance is $47,5000 dollars.
What? That's outrageous! You people...You know what this is? This is a ZOMBIE DEBT.
There's no need to call names, sir. We here at Addams Collections believe in giving you a chance.
Yeah?...What kind of chance is it?
Well, we can take your income tax for the next 20 years.
No!
We can take your house.
No!
Ok, how about this...we're just going to keep calling you every hour on the hour until you have to change your phone number, in which, as creditors we'll just buy the number from the phone company and continue calling you every hour on the hour until you just start paying us back our money.
How does that sound?
.....
So....we send him to the old folks home over there on Broadway?
No...we move to Canada. They'll never catch us in Manitoba.
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