Yeah, can I talk to somebody over there about a Conspiracy Theory I got about the DARK WEB?
"What kind of conspiracy is it? We don't talk about space aliens or 9/11 anymore, sir."
Whatever, bitch. I wanna talk about the real conspiracy theory out here about the cops!
"Oh dear, you're not an angry tin foil hat person are you?"
Tin foil?
Look bitch, I wanna talk about the DARK WEB. I wanna talk about how the government is letting that shit exist to catch criminals.
"Oh, I see. I'll connect you."
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Hello?
Yeah, Mickey wassup? I got an idea for your next show.
Look, my Conspiracy Theory is about the Deep Web. I'm talking about Murder-for-Hire, Drugs sales, Child Pornography, Murder Pornography, Dirty Bombs and a bunch of stuff that the government is monitoring and letting people do it on the internet so they can NSA their IP address and arrest criminals.
Sounds good enough. But, how do I make a joke about pornography?
What do you mean, man? They havin' sex with bunny rabbits over there.
How do you have sex with a bunny rabbit?
Well...first you have to buy her dinner...
What kind of joke was that?
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