Sunday, September 27, 2015

Bring A PROSTITUTE to SCHOOL

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*
Kat LeeKat Lee says business is booming as lads rush to spend their student loans on her kinky sex classes.
And the 29-year-old busty porn star even offers 20% off her £140-an-hour fee with a valid Students’ Union card.
She said: “It’s gone crazy with all these lovely young students.
“They are spending their money on sex rather than stocking up on food and books.”
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BOOMING BUSINESS: Students are Kat Lee's ideal market
“What better way to lose his virginity than with a lady who knows what she’s doing”
Kat Lee
The Manchester-based escort says the “tradition” started last year when a string of fresh-faced uni lads booked her.
She said: “I had already seen a few older students and word about me spread. With the start of freshers’ week it went crazy and the same thing has happened this year. In the first two days I had 17 students make a booking.
“Quite often I get virgins who can’t wait to have their first taste of sex. They soon overcome their shyness as I do have a way with them. I work hard to put them at ease. I am their sex teacher.
“I have had no complaints so far and often they leave with a big smile on their face.”
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UNI-SEX: Clients can get a discount if they can prove they are at university
Kat says her young clients come from all walks of life. She added: “Today I entertained a Swiss student in a local hotel. He said he had loads of spare cash as his dad paid his rent and gave him cash for food.
“I also had a booking with a disabled student who was brought to me by his best friend. He told me he couldn’t wait to lose his virginity and that I had been recommended. He was such a sweetheart.
“He said the sex was amazing and what better way to lose his virginity than with a lady who knows what she’s doing. I was happy to oblige.
“For some students, the freedom of university is like a new lease of life and the first thing they want to do is get laid. There seems to be a lot of virgins around this year though – it should be renamed virgin week.”

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