Wednesday, April 22, 2015

You should love LOTTE VERBEEK

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO presentation*

I've had a cold for the past two weeks. It's gotten worse the last few days and every muscle on my body is sore. My nasal passages are clogged and my attempts at powering through my spin classes have been admirable but lackluster. Why hasn't man cured the common cold? I was so desperate for a good night's sleep last night aka this morning I whipped up an ice cold Screwdriver. The orange juice provided the vitamin C while the Smirnoff was an excellent sleep aid.
Can't suffer from a cold when you're blotto. 
Despite my snotty disposition, I was still able to maintain an interest aka boner for Outlanderhottie Lotte Verbeek. Lotte's got a lot, and the redhead shows off her preggers belly and ample, perky bosoms during a witch trial when she tears off her top to help our oft-nude heroine Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe) escape death. This most likely means her own end but at least she went out with a bang before a potential burning at the stake. If you saw the season premire ofGame of Thrones, you know how hard going through those bad boys can be.
Yikes. 
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