There are a number of different ways to, shall we say, dispose of your evidence once you've finished whacking off, none of which are terribly exciting. Spankrags is out to change all of that with its revolutionary new product that allows you to finish on a woman's face without feeling the crushing guilt of actually finishing on a woman's face.
Spankrags come in a box of 10 (presumably absorbent) disposable towels with life sized faces of real women printed on them, giving you the experience of actually blowing your load onto the face of a woman who is eagerly awaiting your seed. You would then crumple up this gigantic sheet and shove it in the bottom of the garbage can, beneath last night's dinner, so your lady friend doesn't see it.
If I have one criticism, it's the box. The box should have been much more generic looking, so these could sit out in the open without you having to find a hiding place for them. I suppose they didn't go this route to avoid any sort of confusion with other family members, but maybe you have a really fucked up family that would get a kick out of this.
Either way, you have to admire the sheer, unbridled genius of this product. Head over to Spankrags.com and order a box today.
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