Hello, and welcome to the Frank Finkle 3000 Stadium! Where we ask you the important Conspiracy Theory of the day!
Did ESPN fire so many employees, because they talked too much about other stuff?
We here at Frank Finkle 3000 often did that ourselves and saw our views go down! WHAM-ALAM-DING-DONG!
Sure, the ESPN on-air personalities ran their mouths about their personal opinions on the world. And they did it on a SPORTS network, where it's understood, everybody only talks about SPORTS.
To be fair, how would you like it, if The Food Network had a guy on-the-air talking about Computer Repair?
And here comes X-9 with his trademark "Charge Attack". WHAM-ALAM-DING-DONG!
"Why are you watching this robot nonsense? Let's go shopping to get our minds away from this."
Whoa! Down goes X-9. He went down like the ESPN Ratings this month.
As a Conspiracy Theory, this one was conceived by the fans itself. Because, Football fans have no opinions themselves about other stuff.
"You know, I think Football would be better if everybody was doing steroids. HeHeHe."
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