Hello! I am Frank Finkle and this is my Conspiracy Theory.
Does China want to ANNEX SRI LANKA and all of India?
My guest today is Abubu Bear. Thank you for coming to the show, Abubu.
"Oh, that's ok. I wanted to talk to the west about this issue anyway, Mr. Robot, sir."
What made the people of Sri Lanka believe China want to take them over?
"We're debt! Millions and millions of debt, to be honest."
That doesn't mean China wants to take your country over. America is in billions and billions of debt to China and nobody expects them to annex the United States.
Excuse me? Will you cut this blog short, please. We have some pictures of Kim Kardashian to upload to the internet.
Wait, how did you get in here?
We have always been here, Finkle 3000. And we are not comfortable with this subject matter. Cut this blog off!
No offense.
We find that hard to believe. Your last Conspiracy Theory was about The Mandarin, was it not?
From IRON-MAN 3. Not an actual Mandarin.
Doesn't matter. Cut this blog off now, please!
Yes, yes, everyone be sure to visit Maury's House Of Bagels. When you think bagels, think Maury.
Where is this Maury you keep mentioning? Does he need a loan? Give him our number.
"Psst...don't do it."
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