You know what gives a clown nightmares, deary?...Conspiracy Theory.
Like the question, is POP CULTURE the reason why marriage and birth rates are down in Japan.
To talk about this interesting Conspiracy Theory is a star of his own films for 60 years now, the man himself, Godzilla!
Arigato, Arigato.
Now, Godzy. Can you tell me why there's so many cartoons and television shows that gives men a distorted image of women in Japan, deary?
Ahhhh, do you mean the mini skirts or the bland submissive drama characters?
How about the music groups, don't forget those.
Ahhhhhhh Yes, I forgot the music. School girls dancing in a music video with perfect form, yes?
I'm glad you said that word...perfect.
Is Japanese pop culture giving men a image of perfection of women that no real woman can compete with and in turn they stop talking to real women and revert to the imaginary ones?
Ahhhhh It sounds like you've given this topic a lot of thought, clown.
Nope.
Not really, I'm just making up most of it.
Ahhhh, I see. Have you ever been to ahhhh Japan?
No.
Ahhhh, Japan is different then the west. We have our ahhhhhh ways of doing things.
You mean, the women at Burger King showing you pictures of vaginas?
Ahhhhhhh I can explain that.
What about the woman who made a sculpture of her vagina and showed it in the park?
Ahhhhh I can explain that.
What about the 70 year old man who's famous for doing porn movies?
Who Yoshi? Ahhhhhh!
Look, what can America do to help improve Japan's low birth rate?
Well...Yoshi needs more ahhhhh coco butter. And throw in some of those Beyonce' videos. Yoshi ahhhhh likes those. Ahhhhh, yeah.
I'll get right on it...not Yoshi, of course....but the coco butter.
Haha, a porn joke. Nice.
I don't get why they put so many "Ahhhh's" in this sketch. Who's writing these shows, a 12 year old how's afraid of clowns? I hate that Hemlock guy.
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