Tuesday, July 26, 2016

"Conspiracy Theory" with Super-Man (Alex Jones)

*Warning: PIRATE RADIO is on the air*

Be careful, Captain Marvel. This ALEX JONES is a foe who will attack you with hundreds of Conspiracy Theories all at once until you don't know if you're even capable of stopping him.
Just remember, logic is on you side.

"CPS is kidnapping children and murdering them in the woods with Agenda 21 and MK Ultra, because the reptilian space aliens are taking over our planet with chemtrails!"

We don't understand what you're talking about. Slow down.

"Oh, you want me to slow down, huh?
Are you working for them? Who are you with the CIA, the FBI, the IRS, the Illuminati?"

We're not with any of those people, you nut.

"Fluoride is put in the water to control your mind, so they can sell you more toothpaste. This is all a plan by Colgate and the Rothschild through Israel to destroy America, because we stand in the way of the New World Order global takeover!"


"I'm trying to warn you of what's going on in the world with my radio talk show Monday through Friday between the hours of 11am-2pm."

Hold on, Captain Marvel. Tell him we're Scientologist and he'll leave us alone.

I think that did it Super-Man.
No one wants to talk to Scientologist,..I think we seen the last of Alex Jones.


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